USB Bouncer

Price: £12.99 Including VAT

Never lose a pen again! The USB bouncer plugs into your computer and protects your desk. Whether you are at home or in the office, this is sure to make others think twice before approaching your desk unannounced again.

A motion sensor at the front of this big guy detects when people are near. If anyone comes too close, they will activate the USB Bouncer and he will issue one of six random warnings. Phrases such as 'You're cruisin for a bruisin' and 'if your name's not down, you're not coming in!' The ideal gift for anyone who wants to safeguard their stationery.

The USB bouncer is likely to have everyone in stitches, but also save pennies on those pens that are "borrowed" without asking and never returned!